I’m tryin’ to tell you somethin’ ’bout my life.
Maybe give me insight between black and white.
And the best thing you’ve ever done for me
is to help me take my life less seriously.
It’s only life after all.

Well darkness has a hunger that’s insatiable,
and lightness has a call that’s hard to hear.
I wrap my fear around me like a blanket.
I sailed my ship of safety till I sank it.
I’m crawling on your shores.

I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.
There’s more than one answer to these questions
pointing me in a crooked line.
And the less I seek my source for some definitive,
the closer I am to fine. The closer I am to fine.

I went to see the Doctor of Philosophy
with a poster of Rasputin and a beard down to his knee.
He never did marry or see a B-Grade movie.
He graded my performance, he said he could see through me.
I spent four years prostrate to the higher mind,
got my paper and I was free.

I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain.
There’s more than one answer to these questions
pointing me in a crooked line.
And the less I seek my source for some definitive,
the closer I am to fine. The closer I am to fine.

I stopped by the bar at three A.M.
to seek solace in a bottle, or possibly a friend.
I woke up with a headache like my head against a board,
twice as cloudy as I’d been the night before.
And I went in seeking clarity.

I woke up with a headache like my head against a board,
twice as cloudy as I’d been the night before.
And I went in seeking clarity.
I go to the doctor, we go to the mountains.
We look to the children, we drink from the fountain.
We go to the Bible, we go through the work out.
We read up on revival, we stand up for the lookout.
There’s more than one answer to these questions
pointing me in a crooked line.
And the less I seek my source, the closer I am to fine.

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One of the saddest things in the world is when cereals get discontinued. Here is an ode to a few of my favorites. RIP and may we see you in another ten years or so.

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And a somber nod to the old Trix cereal shapes (though thankfully Trix is still with us)

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I’ve always liked Ivanka Trump. And I think maybe… just maybe… we can embrace Melania too.

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Oh 90s… god I miss you so hard.

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